One of our circ clerks brought over a stack of new books, and it included this one:

She said: “This is going to be very unprofessional of me to say, but this woman just isn’t getting the support she needs!”
We all agreed, and then noted that the guy’s chestal region was huge, too. Ah, the gang at Baen, they publish such entertaining covers.
Added note: My husband just looked at this "ass-tastic" cover and pointed out that the back end of their gun is an Uzi, so basically they have Uzis with hot dogs stuck to them.