... musings of a too-short girl in the high-stacks world of librarianship
One of our circ clerks brought over a stack of new books, and it included this one:

She said: “This is going to be very unprofessional of me to say, but this woman just isn’t getting the support she needs!”
We all agreed, and then noted that the guy’s chestal region was huge, too. Ah, the gang at Baen, they publish such entertaining covers.